Seeing as yesterday was Fathers Day, I thought that I would tell you a little about James. I could tell you lots of lovable and mushy things, but I felt like it would be more fun to let you know the hidden James. So the next time you see him, pat him on the back, and relish in the fact that you know him better without having to even enter a conversation with him.
1. The man loves broccoli. You read that right, despite his attempts to avoid eating it his entire childhood he really does love it.
2. He has never met a peanut butter treat that he didn't like.
3. Since he returned from his mission in Chile, he has not liked red meat...until we moved to Austin, and now he could eat it every meal.
4. James is one of those people that like to see how long they can drive the car on empty. He will go days and days on empty, and he is lucky enough that he has not run out of gas, or been stranded yet.
5. He is a movie percentage junkie. Before watching a film, any film, he has checked the critiques and success of the movie. Probably reading information on the film that most people never knew was out there. I think this is the reason that he is so successful at movie trivia.
6. He is pretty much the only person that I know of that will drink Austin water straight out of the tap. (I think that it tastes like dirt)
7. Speaking of drinking, he has a funny issue with the last of the milk, in his glass or in the jug, he just won't drink it.
8. He hates rough toilet paper. I think he considers himself to be rather knowledgeable on the subject.
9. He has really, really, really ticklish feet, sometimes I fear for the safety of the kids when they accidentally touch his feet. He kicks as a reaction. Yikes! However he is not too ticklish for a foot rub.
10. He has not had a cavity, or any teeth related problems in the last 10 years. And he is not one to floss, some guys have all the luck.
11. He just won a really impressive award at work that is handed out each year to only one employee out of all of the offices, including the home office in Chicago. Nice work James.
12. His favorite movie is Rocky. (that means all of them except #5, who likes that one anyway)
13. James was in a show choir, if you ask nicely he may bust out a few dance moves for you.
14. He learned to play the guitar just to impress girls. It worked because he has a long list of girlfriends.
15. He also built a large lazer when he was a sophomore in high school, which was later used to shock people. Typical high school move.
16. He holds the record for worlds greatest player of Settlers of Catan, and close friends call him lord of Catan.
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20. The human body has 206 bones, James had 207, and he broke the extra one in his foot.
21. He wrote a song and got to play it on the radio, it was called "happy girlfriend land".
22. Going along with the music theme, he can remember pretty much any number but fails to remember the lyrics to his favorite song. As far as lyrics go he makes up his own, and he thinks that his sound way better every time.
23. Has been known to switch phone carriers just because he wants a new, better, amazing phone. I have heard these phone tactics many many times.
24. He took fourth place in a spelling bee, all because he lost to the word usurp.
25. He was in a car accident involving a semi truck, and he was able to come out of it completely unscathed. That is some impressive driving. Feel free to ask him about this one, I know that he doesn't mind telling the tale.
Well I hope that you have learned a few new things about Mr. Barlow. I am sure that he is going to have a good time reading these. Just wanted to let you know a little of the great and funny man that he is. I love how talented and understanding he has been with me. Thanks babe-ah.